sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*


nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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captainjaymerica:

Guys, please take care of yourselves. Eat if you haven’t eaten. Sleep if you need to. Take a mental health day. Do what you need to do. Put yourself first when necessary.


lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs


buysexual:

six years ago today britney spears shaved her head for your sins


bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated



Parks & Rec Season 6 Bloopers


I wonder how long it’s gonna take before I stop feeling the need to mention your name on every conversation.
(via ronijsway)

I fell too hard too soon. You are an angel. You held me up too high and then you let me go and i fell hard. I fell so hard for you. For you i’d give up my world. My world for a few days revolved around you and your spirit. Your spirit and mine got along so well, it was unbelievable. It was unbelievable how soon i developed feelings for you, how soon your words affected my days. My days are going to be empty now, hopefully for just a short while. For a short while i’ll be looking at my phone every second hoping for a phone call. A phone call, your voice reminding me of how you feel about me and how, like me, you fell too hard too soon. 



kukmor:

regram @mr_kritik
Салют от @mashuk2014 !!!
#салют #машук2014 #машук #праздник (в Машук 2014)






You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.
Unknown (via blackbruise)


Happy 22nd Birthday, Demi! (August 20nd, 1992) ♥

Leo
 » You can usually pick out a Leo woman from a crowd - she’s the one with the loudest laugh, the brightest smile. Ruled by the Sun, the center of the universe, this feline sign adores attention and usually gets it. She is passionate, playful, and very lively. Occasionally hot-tempered, a Leo woman can and will get those claws out if you step out of line, so handle Kitty with care! When in a fiery mood, she is best soothed with compliments and spoiled with gifts.


thefrogman:

African Lion by Tony [flickr]

[h/t: vurtual]